I tend to scan through the e-mails that my spam filter sends to the spam folder before I delete everything. Today, in between the ads to sell me Viagra and Cialis (I am female), the ads for refinancing my home mortgage (I rent), and the promises of pictures of various naked celebrities (like I care), I saw this one:

  • Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky

And I can’t help but think, “Actually, I’d really want to see that.”

jane doe